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HELGA’S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship – all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, and short sets.
Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers - decided on this “all-girls” trip… It will be my first one - and I can’t wait!

DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today – seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship’s casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.
Again I declined.
He told me that if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship… I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 2600 lives.

Twice.

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I love it…very funny what an heroine :slight_smile:

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Oh I’ve missed you Wb - so glad to have your funnies to brighten my day

Jane

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ha ha ha ha nice

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She should be very proud lol :smiley: Now where can I book a cheap cruise? T x

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T,the Mersey ferry boat crossing is a couple of quid and providing it’s not raining…

Wb x

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Loved it Woblyboy Min xx

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I was looking for something a little more upmarket … but … beggars can’t be choosers You are a naughty boy, it’s good to have you back. I’d much rather have a good laugh, my sense of humour will definitely be the last thing to go.

T x