Out of the mouths of babes

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use ‘Big People’ words,’ she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

‘I went to visit my Nana’.
No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
Use ‘Big People’ words!’

She then asked Mitchell what he had done
‘I took a ride on a choo-choo’.
She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.
You must remember to use ‘Big People’ words’.

She then asked little Alex what he had done?
‘I read a book’ he replied.
That’s WONDERFUL!’ the teacher said.

‘What book did you read?’

(You will love this…)

Alex thought real hard about it,
then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,
'Winnie the SIHT

good lad alex!

Naughty boy Alex,why not Winnie the stink,whiff or stench?


Love it!

in my past life i was teacher of a reception class.

one little boy, who was an utter sweetie, came inside from playtime with rosy cheeks and rubbing his hands together he said “its f*ckin freezin miss”.

i kept myself together and said “yes its extremely cold”

he said “yea its f*ckin freezing”

so i told him that grown ups said “extremely cold”

he nodded wisely and no more was said.

morning after his dad brought him to school and stood there rubbing his hands together, saying “its extremely cold miss”

job done!!!