In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic
delivered grave news:
“There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible
death this year.”
Visibly shaken, she stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind
She simply had to know.
She met the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied her voice and asked, “Will I
For some reason, women tend to like this joke.
l want to know - will l be acquitted?
Depends on how much of a widow you are.
Like all ladies - we look good in black
And all men look good in mahogany!!!
A vertically challenged fortune teller found guilty of murder has escaped from prison…reports say there is a small medium at large. !
Mahogany is expensive,so you’re a good widow,or you ‘know’ an undertaker.Like it Mick,very clever.If she was a different size and American she could be a tall,thin Broad