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3 woman meet up for lunch.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for 20+ years.
They were chatting about there relationships and decided to surprise there men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over there eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went…
The engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Married woman’s story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,…
" What’s for dinner, Zorro?"

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HA HA HA brill, missed you. Welcome back

Wb, so funny. I’ve just read it to my husband. By the time I got to the end I could hardly read the punch line for laughing

We have been married 20 years!

Just read to my hubby also.

He said “no way! - you would be upstairs as quick as possible”

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!

Teresa.x

i love a man who knows his zorro.

​nice one Wb

Apparently we ALL sign those hand held delivery computer thingies with a Z,as per Zorro.Best check who is behind the door ladies before any fancy dressing down.

That is exactly the sort of thing my husband would say to me!

Some years ago on a valentine’s evening I thought I would surprise him, and dress seductively. He is a firefighter and was out on a call, so I put my plan into action and managed to get my children off to sleep slightly early. I put on my most raunchy “garments” and prepared the living room for my hubby’s return.

I poured the champagne into two crystal flutes we’d had as wedding presents, and placed strawberries into a heart shape onto a plate.I heard my husband pulling into the drive, and rushed to drape myself seductively across the new deep red rug I had bought.

He came busting into the room, barely glanced at me grabbed one of his work files from by the computer and said "I’ve got really important paperwork to do, so no interruptions!

Talk about a passion killer!

Freckles x

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