Not to Wb standards but .... :)

Everyday living
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"4 Worms In Church**"**

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . Dead .

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . . Alive …

So the Minister asked the congregation,

“What did you learn from this demonstration?”

A little girl was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .

“As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”

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Good one JBK! I needed a smile.

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I needed that too JBK.

Shazzie xx

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Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right. The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and the sleigh was broken. Santa was furious. ‘I can’t believe it!’ he yells. ‘I’ve got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours – all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don’t even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel to find one hours ago! What am I going to do?’ Just then, the little angel opens the front door and steps in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. ‘Oi fatty!’ she says. ‘Where d’you want me to stick this?’ And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass.

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Lol

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I laughed, and laughed,
Then I read the next one and laughed again and again.

Just remember that Santa in a rage can seriously damage your 'elf.

Geoff

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Pity the poor Christmas Fairy

Up where the tinsel flickers

A wand of gold in one hand

And a fir tree up her knickers

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wobblyboy would be proud of you!

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Wow, it really is the Christmass season! Even the jokes are on 2 for 1 offer . Very good

Wb would definitely be proud!

Tracey

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Hehe, thanks for sharing. Soooo funny!