Not nice,but you'll probably choke

TRAFFIC WARDEN’S FUNERAL
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s
funeral, a voice from inside screams
“I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters
“Too late pal, I’ve already done the paperwork”

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Yet again wb, brill, has given me a much needed lift:-)

That was a laugh out loud for me too

Very good :slight_smile: keep them coming

thanks Wb

i laughed and my cleaner asked why and he started laughing too.

That is a beut. I love it.

Thanks

Rob