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THE BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER?

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks:
‘Is your date running late?’

‘No’, he replies. ‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was merely testing it.’

The intrigued woman says: ‘A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?’

The Aussie explains: ‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.’

The lady says, ‘What’s it telling you now?’

‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.’

The woman giggles and replies:
‘Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!’

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says:

Dam thing’s an hour fast!’

Take care.

Chris R.

I. El. (Eng). (Rtd).

I know its going to be a bad day when I get out of bed and miss the floor, today is such a day.

Very good…made me smile!

Pam

MEGALOL