This is a time for treading carefully. The beast has me cornered. Oh yes, it’s going to pin me to a life of physical ineptitude.
No it won’t. I’ve been cornered many times. Running into the wall will not help me escape. I have to out-think it; piece of cake.
We stay calm and patient and rejoice in the memory of a recent adrenalin fuelled whirlwind trip to actually enjoy myself. Here’s the evidence: