If you think about it

Everyday living
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Worried your Pension will run short?

Senior health care solution…

So you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot any 2 MPs of your choice!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

(And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

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I’ll sign up for that lol

3

Why only 2 MP’s if they give you 4 bullets ? I would make sure i used them all !

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The first shot is so you can wound them - make them bleed like they have done to us. Then you can kill them when you tire of their whinging.

JBK xx

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Ooh if only it was true!

Freckles x

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I like the sound of this scheme … and I’m sure it will cost me far less than 20% of my earnings for the rest of my working life to sign up for it … Prisons have good libraries too and you don’t have to traipse out in all weathers to get the books …

Tracey x