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If my body was a car!

i read this today, it made me laugh so I thought I would post it to you all.

if my body was a car, I would be trading it on for a newer model, I’ve got bumps, dents, scratches & my headlights are out of focus. My gearbox is seizing up & it takes me hours to reach maximum speed. I overheat for no reason and every time I sneeze, cough or laugh either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

love Deb x

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And I thought you were gonna put ‘needing a good service…’ Too much ? :wink:

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Hi Deborah

Love it, thanks, I needed that laugh today.

Pam x

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Haha can definitely relate to leaking radiator and backfiring exhaust

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Very good Deborah, you made me laugh xx

if my body was a car it might be fit for the crusher…

Mick

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Don’t forget the low battery.

So very true, even my petrol gauge fibs and I run out when I need to get somewhere!

Sonia x

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think I`ve already been to the crusher! And even they turned me away…too much damage to bother with!

pollsx

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My rev-counter doesn’t rev and my speedometer doesn’t speed.

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My pedals are knackered.

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If my body were a car I would rebuild it.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 12 - Roses Of Success

Fay

The Roses of Success lyrics

Every bursted bubble has a glory!
Each abysmal failure makes a point!
Every glowing path that goes astray,
Shows you how to find a better way.
So every time you stumble never grumble.
Next time you’ll bumble even less!
For up from the ashes, up from the ashes, grow the roses of success!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses of success!
Oh yes!
Grow the roses!
Those rosy roses!
From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success!
(spoken) Yes I know but he wants it to float. It will!
For every big mistake you make be grateful!
Here, here!
That mistake you’ll never make again!
No sir!
Every shiny dream that fades and dies,
Generates the steam for two more tries!
(Oh) There’s magic in the wake of a fiasco!
Correct!
It gives you that chance to second guess!
Oh yes!
Then up from the ashes, up from the ashes grow the roses of success!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses of success!
Grow the roses!
Those rosy roses!
From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success!
Disaster didn’t stymie Louis Pasteur!
No sir!
Edison took years to see the light!
Right!
Alexander Graham knew failure well; he took a lot of knocks to ring that
bell!
So when it gets distressing it’s a blessing!
Onward and upward you must press!
Yes, Yes!
Till up from the ashes, up from the ashes grow the roses of success.
Grow the ro
Grow the ro
Grow the roses!
Grow the ro
Grow the ro
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses of success!
Grow the ro
Grow the ro
Grow the roses!
Those rosy ro
Those rosy ro
Those rosy roses!
From the ashes of disaster, grow the roses of success!
Start the engines!
Success!
Batten the hatches!
Success!
Man the shrouds!
Lift the anchor!
Success!

Trotters Independent Trading vehicle! Three wheels, dodgy reliability and stands out in a crowd!

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MOT failure, not even good for spares or repair

Image result for only fools and horses van

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