The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news.
The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.
The lawyer says: Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million.
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: Well done, very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news??
The lawyer answers: The pictures are of you sc***ing your secretary.