Dementia Quiz

DEMENTIA QUIZ:

FIRST QUESTION**:**

Y****OU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?

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ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON’T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?

SECOND QUESTION**:**
I****F YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE…?
(SCROLL DOWN)

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ANSWER**: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE…**
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??

YOU’RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?

THIRD QUESTION**:**
V****ERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR**.**
TRY IT.

TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 … NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10… WHAT IS THE TOTAL?

SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER…

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DID YOU GET 5000**?**

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100**…**

IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE YOU’LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT… MAYBE…
FOURTH QUESTION**:**

MARY’S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3… NINI, 4. NONO, AND ???
2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?

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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN’T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!

OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF:

A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?

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IT’S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT…
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!
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PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

Oooh 'eck, I’m clearly not as smart as I think I am - only got the first one right… Tried the arithmatic one about 4 times before I realised what I was doing wrong…

Thanks for that…

Carriex

I am so thick, I only got the daughters name + that was after reading it 3 times, this is so funny. Julsie

Haha I only got the daughter one right and still working on the math one.

Do blind people need sunglasses?

Superb! I am clearly very stupid But absolutely, as babylove says, blind people don’t need sunglasses so we’re surely exempt from that one!

Got them all except for the over-taking the last person, still working on that.

The sunglassess could be a gift.,xxjo

Me too!!!

Got them all right

Karen x

Is it cheating that I’ve seen them before? It was a long time ago mind…