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Cups down...................So to speak

A vey beautiful young lady goes into the pet store in
search of an exotic pet. She notices a box full of
frogs. The sign says: “Sex Frogs! Only £20 each!
Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete
instructions).” The girl excitedly looks around to see
if anybody’s watching her and whispers softly to the
man behind the counter, “I’ll take one.” The man
packaged the frog and said, “Just follow the
instructions carefully.” The girl nods, grabs the box,
and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes
the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the
instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly
what it says to do:

  1. Take a shower.

  2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.

  3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.

  4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.

She then gets into bed with the frog and, to her
surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally
frustrated and upset at this point. She rereads the
instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper.
It says, “If you have any problems or questions,
please call the pet store.” So, she calls the pet
store. The man says, “I had some complaints earlier
today. I’ll be right over.” Within five minutes, the
man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in
and says, "See, I’ve done everything according to the
instructions and the damn thing just sits there.

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog,
stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
“Listen to me! I’m only going to show you how to do
this one more time!”


















Nice one, had a good chuckle at that

Ronin

ha ha ha!

I really did laugh out loud . Only problem with that is I’m at work …

Tracey x