Catholic Coffee Morning - Joke

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal… When he enters a roomeveryone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well…?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24” waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”

Lol I like it

I showed it to my wife, who is Catholic and from Northern Ireland -she accepted it (I’m Protestant by the way but not practicing) - I thought it was funny.

Well that got the New Year off to a good start …



Nice one although I think I was there when she did.


Very good.

Chris R.

I. El. (Eng). (Rtd).


Nice One Hun!

Gave me litle giggle did tht.

We have been missing the jokes on this board for a while now!

Used to like the giggles they gave me n cheered me right up.

Keep them coming hun?


Anna x