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A woman walks into an Accountant’s office, and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes.
The Accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”
He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks,"
What’s your occupation?"
"I’m a prostitute,"she says.
The Accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, “Let’s try to re-phrase that.”
The woman says, “OK. I’m a high-end call girl.”
“No, that still won’t work.Try again.”
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite
chicken farmer.”
The Accountant asks,“What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?”
“Well,I raised 650 - - - ks last year.”
“Chicken Farmer it is.”
I am wondering what the missing letters could be…Answers by telegram please
Wb
To avoid the [filtered word] dreaded [filtered word] ‘Guardian of our sensibilities’, the letters COC had to be missed off the front of the crucial word.My deepest apologies for any confusion,and hopefully that clears up the issue…
Wb
Well done WoblyBoy - We are all ‘cock-a-hoop’ or cock-a-leekie with your cocktail.
Fx
F, I’m [filtered word] sure that the old [filtered word] erel wouldn’t be very happy trying to explain to his [filtered word] ney friends why they cannot have a [filtered word] atoo as a pet.
Enough already,
Wb x
I got it without explanation and I`m often slow on the uptake.
I posted using a perfectly fine word and it was deleted.
I was explaing that I was feeling c…k a hoop!
Now what`s wrong with a good old fashioned saying like that?
luv Pollx
It is the order that the K,O and C are arranged…A simile for the penis is one arrangement,the same for readying the firing mechanism of a firearm and a male bird.As it was a six year old Nun who picked out the rude words all uses of the letters are rude and naughty. Piddle,poo and jobbies are fine though…I think or thought, but aren’t if they have been circled with the red crayon,and are now [wiltered fords].
Wb