I am opening a self service bar. I’m sorry I can’t offer waitress service,but guess what ? The site doesn’t recognise my user name and I am not authosed :? but it will let me post if I copy one of those verification codes,the wobbely ones which are an absolute joy if one is partially sighted so that’s a really good choice on a site used by people with damaged optic nerves.
So I may not be able to reply to your drink orders,but the bar is fully stocked with every alcoholic drink you can think of,and a few you can’t cos I can
I’m just having a Crabbies ginger beer,who else wants a drink?
PS,We may or not allow the webteam in,it depends if we recognise your user name or not.