When you say a local shop (for local people), does this mean that if I pop in there for a new old scooter I’d be told, ‘no, sorry we can’t sell you anything because you’re not local enough’?
And does local mean just the streets around about the shop? Or the town, or borough or region? Do they accept Pounds sterling or some local currency? Or is it one of those hippyish places where only swapping goods is allowed? Or where there’s a local currency? Like the Surrey dollar say?
Are you not just a Brexiteer but a seceder from the UK?
So maybe Cheam (or wherever you’re actually from) is going to put a wall or electrified fence around its borders? At least then you’d probably be safe from ruffians trying to knock you off your scooter and run off with your manbag full of Surrey dollars.
I’m so happy. After years of declining mobility and increasing disability I finally got the old me back.
Yesterday I went into town, when I wanted to, to buy what I wanted and get back entirely under my own steam (scooter). No escort, no help, unassisted in any way except my own will.
Today I feel twenty years younger (not that I’m going to test that). Can it be that simple?
It’s about time to change your socks then. If you’re now young and rejuvenated, then maybe go back to the dayglo option? Or something else a bit more funky? Or is there an age limit for trendy socks? Perhaps the gladiator sandals might be a tad more youthful? Or some other modern outfit?