A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?’ The teacher paused then asked the class: ‘And what do you think the man said?’ One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly… 'I think the man would have said - ‘Well, F#ck me!! A talking pig!’ The teacher had to leave the room.
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Nice one JBK x
Only West Yorkshire eh? Lol Sue x
I remember when my eldest started primary school [so much cuter then] When asked the question of what he thought he would like to be when he grew up. A footballer, Fireman or Paramedic? No. He proceeded to tell the class that he wanted to be a ‘Police Dog’ and his reasons why.
It took me a while to expain why he couldn’t. Kids eh who would have them?
Lol a police dog. Axx