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Another Giggle (Not MS)

  1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. ‘How do you know that the cat was dead?’ she asked her pupil. ‘Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,’ answered the child innocently. ‘You did WHAT?’ the teacher exclaimed in surprise. ‘You know,’ explained the boy, ‘I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it didn’t move’ 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later…‘Da-ad…’ ‘What?’ ‘I’m thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?’ ‘No, You had your chance. Lights out.’ Five minutes later: ‘Da-aaaad…’ ‘WHAT?’ ‘I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??’ ‘I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to smack you!!’ Five minutes later…‘Daaaa-aaaad…’ ‘WHAT!’ ‘When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?’