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Some jokes

Sean Connery was sitting in his study when suddenly a book fell on his head.

He looked up and said "I only have myshelf to blame."


I bought a guard dog to protect my house but it’s completely useless, it lets anybody in.

Turns out it’s a UK Border Collie.


What’s the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?

One is an animal normally found in Australia , the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift…