Some jokes

Sean Connery was sitting in his study when suddenly a book fell on his head.

He looked up and said “I only have myshelf to blame.”

I bought a guard dog to protect my house but it’s completely useless, it lets anybody in.

Turns out it’s a UK Border Collie.

What’s the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?

One is an animal normally found in Australia , the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift…