Two Aussies, Frank and Steve, were adrift on the wide ocean in a lifeboat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Frank stumbled across an old lamp.
He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
The genie, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Frank blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Boags Premium!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher.
The genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
Steve looked disgustedly at Frank whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Steve said,
"Nice going Frank! Now we're going to have to pi$$ in the boat."