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Mother's Milk Joke

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’
The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:

  1. It is perfect formula for the child.
  2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
  3. It is always the right temperature.
  4. It is inexpensive.
  5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
  6. It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

  1. It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.

He got an A

Just seen this joke - and l did have a chuckle.

Love it !! Belly laughs !!

Nice one G.Anything more on the containers?

Wb

Front or back of display cabinet ?

Good one, made me chuckle Janet x

Oh H,I’m wondering about this rack thing that I’ve heard about,and is it anything to do with a displaced cabinet

Wb x

Highly possible…depends which shelf you got the magazine off…

Back in the day probably the top,but now, around The Beano and The Dandy, unless I get one of those powerchairs with a built in helterskelter

Wb x

Getcha…sadly I’m bang into Good Housekeeping nowadays !!! Xx

Two down from the top…Racey stuff

Wb x

l expect you all know this but - WH SMITHS - is an acronym for We Have Sexy Mags ln The High Shelves.

They start on the high shelves - only to end up under a ‘boy’s bed’!

Very clever,like it a lot, but Smiths is difficult to ‘drive’ around.Some would argue that ‘boys’ are not always young.

Wb