guess who's coming tonight

well it’s an old man with a beard

may seem weird

but if you’ve been good

as you know you should

you’ll get a surprise

or a gift

or a ride in a lift

so no more insanity,

just be merry

leave him a sherry

it’s father christmas!

ho ho ho!

ellie

Or as one card says, and I agree…

Prosecco-ho-ho!

Get it down ya!