Four Cats ( Not M S )

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant. The third man was a Chemist. The forth man was a Government employee. To show off , the Engineer called his cat, " T- Square, do your stuff". T square pranced over the desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle , a square , and a triangle. But the accountant said his cat could do better, He called his cat and said Spreadsheet, do your suff" . Spreadsheet went to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better, He called his cat and said Measure do your stuff. Measure got up , went to the fridge, took out a bottle of milk , got a 10 oz glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 oz without spilling a drop into the glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good. Then the three men turned to the Government employee and said, What can your cat do? The Government employee called his cat and said " Coffee Break , do your stuff" . Coffee Break jumped to his feet… Ate the cookies… Drank the milk… Sh…it on the paper… Screwed the other cats… Claimed he injured his back while doing so… Filled in a grievance report for unsafe working conditions … Put in for Workers Compensation… And Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave… AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THIS GOVERNMENT … Happy Days, M x

Ha Ha! … Thats funny Good one!

Roflmao that had me smiling like a cheshire CAT :slight_smile: Thanks x

Haha :slight_smile: that’s funny. Just what we need x

hahaha i love it

Brilliant!!! And oh so true,