Daddy bought a thing

A father bought a lie detecting robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decided to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asked his son what he did that afternoon. The son said, "I did some

schoolwork."

The robot slapped the son.

The son said, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching DVDs.”

Dad asked, “What film did you watch?” Son said, “Toy Story.”

The robot slapped the son again.

Son said, “Ok, Ok, we were watching blue films.”

Dad said, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what blue films were.”

The robot slapped the father.

Mother laughed and said," Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slapped the mother.

Robot for sale…

very funny made me choke on my chewing gum!

Brilliant

I don’t want one I would be being slapped all the time!!!

Thank you all three early Birds,but please mind the chewy,you wouldn’t want that wrapped around your eipg…epilg…epilogsit…the dangly bit at the back of your throat.It would be a handy thing to have,and oh the fun you could have.Family,friends,Houses of Parliament…There’d be a few broken backs there

Wb xxx

Oh dear! Was need distracting this evening, so reading back through some of these jokes Wb. This one is SO funny! Just can’t stop laughing here! Faith

Wb - You could be a stand-up [no sat down] comic.