Its all clear to me now:
Go on a course to learn how to write a CV,
attend a monthly interview,
do some voluntary work,
make myself available for work at the drop of a hat,
I will be able to:
sack the Care Agency,
throw away any walking aides,
push aside the wheelchair,
stop taking all my med’s
Come on, you know its clear to you now?
Thank you to all of those kind and considerate members of government, and of Atos whom of course i owe my rosie future too!!