Confucius Say

Confucius Say…
Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,
For merchandise downstairs.

Confucius Say.
Better to lose a lover
Than love a loser.

Confucius Say.
Man with broken condom
Often called Daddy

Confucius Say.
Marriage is same as bank account.
You put it in, you take it out…you lose interest.

Confucius Say.
Viagra just like Disneyland
One hour wait for 5 minute ride.

Confucius Say.
Much better to want the mate you do not have
Than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say.
Joke is like sex.
Neither any good if you don’t get it.


I like Confucius his wisdom is excellent.Thanks Ronin,it makes a change from the usual ‘confused us’ that rules around here

May your festivities be on the large side


Confucius right on so many things, love it :slight_smile:

Nice one Ronin