‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 0093, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and… OH, MY GOD !’
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’
One passenger yelled…
'For f**k’s sake … you should see the back of mine!