A joke

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 0093, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and… OH, MY GOD !’

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’

One passenger yelled…

'For f**k’s sake … you should see the back of mine!

Does this count as discrimination against coffee?

But, it still remains funny.


Possibly also London, Heathrow, Toronto and flight attendants…no, not in my opinion.