A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there
is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
" Marion … Marion "
“Is that you, Bob?”
“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you’d be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course,
then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to golf course again.
Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
“Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?”
"No - I’m a rabbit in Kent ” .
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I`ve heard that one before, but you made me shudder with the names. My mum and dad were called Marion and Bob, only mum died 3 weeks before dad!
luv Pollx
This made me laugh as my friend’s rabitt is off to the vet’s to be castrated because he keeps shagging everything!
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ha ha ha!
please don’t make me laugh as i have a cracked rib.
c x
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Brilliant I have no idea why it’s taken over a week for me to see it though.
Keep them coming.
Jan x
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