How my head hasn’t burst yet I do not know!!! My memory is not brilliant at the best of times thanks to MS, but with the added Christmas list it has definitely taken a hit! Having forgotten to buy the stamps as promised for my other half, it got me thinking of writing this poem. Hope it makes you laugh as much as we did!!
Christmas Junk
Christmas junk!
That’s what my head is full of
How can I be expected to remember the stamps?
I have a million other Christmas things going on
Remember to take the kids to the Christmas disco
Remember to make the angel costume
Remember to write the Christmas cards
Remember to book the panto
Christmas junk is what I call it
All the other things to do
On top of being a busy mum and wife
But I am sorry, I forgot the stamps
I did remember to provide prizes for the Christmas raffle
I did remember to help fill the Christmas hampers
I did remember to order the presents
I did put up the Christmas lights
I did order the turkey
I did buy the wrapping paper, write to Santa, decorate the tree, go to the Grotto, wrap the presents
But I am sorry, I did forget the stamps
My head is in Christmas Land
I’m working full speed ahead
To make this the best Christmas ever
But until the day when the big man comes
I will forget to iron your shirts
I will forget to find your tie
I will forget to make your tea
And I will forget to buy your stamps!
The Post Office is down the road
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