A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes & opens the door & sees a man standing there.
He says to the woman: ‘Do you have a vagina?’
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door & it is the same man, who again asks the same question: ‘Do you have a vagina?’
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home, she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband says to his wife in a loving & concerned way: ‘Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home, just in case this guy shows up again.’
The next morning they hear a knock & both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice: ‘Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door & listen & if it is the same guy, I want you to answer ‘yes’ to the question, because I want to see where the ******* is going with it.’
She nods yes to her husband & opens the door.
Sure enough. the same fellow is standing there & asks the same question: ‘Do you have a vagina?’
‘Yes, actually I do.’ she says.
The man replies: ‘Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone & start using yours?’