Stosh Zelkovitski worked in a Polish
pickle factory.
For many years he hid a powerful
personal desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
He would spend his days lost in his
thoughts about doing the act, often neglecting his other workday
duties.
Unable to stand it any longer, he
sought professional help from the factory’s psychologist.
After six months of intense therapy
sessions, the therapist simply gave up. He advised Stosh to just go
ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.
The very next day he came home from
work very early in the day… His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and
wanted to know just exactly what had happened. Stosh, tearfully,
confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
He went on to explain that that very
day he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
Sacha gasped and ran over to her
husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a
normal, completely intact penis.
She looked up and said, “I don’t
understand. What about the pickle slicer?”
Stosh replied, “I think she got fired, too.”
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