A TALE OF TRUE LOVE
There are several men in the changing room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
“Hello?”
“Darling, It is me.”
“My love!”
“Are you at the club?”
“Yes”
“Great! I am at the shopping mall. I saw a beautiful mink coat … It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?”
“What is the price?”
“Oh, only £1,500.00.”
“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”
“Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes showroom and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year… I thought …”
“What price did he quote you?”
“Only £60,000…, very reasonable…”
“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
“Great, before we hang up darling, something else…”
“What?”
“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and… I stopped by the estate agents this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year… It is for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, landscaped garden, acre of park area, a beach front property? …”
“How much are they asking?”
“Only £650,000…a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”
“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid £620,000. OK?”
“Ok, you are a darling… Thanks! I will see you later!!! I love you!!!”
Bye…I do to…"
The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks all those present:
"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to???