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wine v's water - no contest really lol

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…and those who don’t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap… There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service

Does that apply to Baileys, because i dont like wine.lol. :wink:

There is an old French proverb, which translates as: God created water Man created wine Respect the water Drink the wine Geoff

Jesus turned water into wine…HE should know…PRAISE THE LORD…and pass me a corkscrew!

i always say “fine bear can be judged with just one sip but its always better to be thorougly sure”

Excellent , pass the Pinot :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

jaki wrote:

Does that apply to Baileys, because i dont like wine.lol. :wink:

Jaki Yeah any kinda liqueur
DoctorGeoff wrote:

There is an old French proverb, which translates as: God created water Man created wine Respect the water Drink the wine Geoff

Love this proverb Geoff, will definately be sharing
manfromeutopia wrote:

Jesus turned water into wine…HE should know…PRAISE THE LORD…and pass me a corkscrew!

love this one too xojms wrote:

i always say “fine bear can be judged with just one sip but its always better to be thorougly sure”

think i use that mantra often thats why i have no wine left in the house right now
jessiej wrote:

Excellent , pass the Pinot :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry Jessie, no more Pinot to pass I drank it all :lol: Though since this is a virtual bar the supplies really should magically replenish lol Have a beer to hand though should I pass some to you? Roisin xoxo

Well it’s true! Haha! Before we had water sanitation beer and wine were drank because they were sterile whereas drinking water could kill you… So when Jesus turned the water into wine it wasn’t just any old jug crap - he had to step it up a bit!!

Cheers :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: V