Why are there never any GOOD SIDE EFFECTS - Just once - l would like to read a medication bottle that says-
''MAY CAUSE EXTREME -
SEXINESS’'!!!
Ha-ha! I don’t think even viagra has that warning on it!
Suex
My husband does have some that say may cause prolonged or unwanted erections…he still wants to know what is an unwanted erection.
Pip
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My husband does have some that say may cause prolonged or unwanted erections…he still wants to know what is an unwanted erection.
An ‘unwanted erection’ is just a waste.!!!
I suppose wine could correctly come with a warning saying:
‘MAY CAUSE DELUSIONS OF EXTREME SEXINESS.’
But that’s not quite the same thing, alas!
Alison
x
Couldn’t agree more…no libido because I’m depressed…then anti-depressants cause low libido - can’t win…
Err,excuse me,but what about the following when bought by a bloke? The effects may vary depending on which bloke… Chanel no 5, Krug, Bombay Sapphire (Kleenex at the ready), windscreen washer fluid for the Ferrari sitting on the path, a satchet of vinegar when eating fish’n’chips watching the sunset and Baby Bio to go with the red roses.
I can attest to the marvellous effects of some of these. Actually, all except the washer fluid, which would have been better with coke,and not Volvo keys.
Wb x
Ha-ha! the Chanel, champagne and red roses bought by a bloke works for me everytime AND there are no alerts displayed on them!
Suex
Steve - l am a ‘Chanel’ girl - but l prefer ‘Chance’ or ‘Coco’ [not cocoa] but a big bar of Aldi’s Dark Hazelnut chocolate is good for the mood.
Well girls,in no particular order,F I’d chance the Aldi choc choc…Cheap date,doesn’t mean anything less of an outcome.Sue, the ‘alerts’ are deep in the eyes of the recipient
Wb xx
We do have a lot in common Wb - l too have a almost classic Volvo Estate 760 - 1988. l have just bought a Subaru Forester - as l do need a 4WD - every winter we get stuck in the drive - lts only my trusty Tramper that gets out in the snow and ice. So l think the volvo’s days are numbered - lt will be a sad day when it goes. lts going to take a lot of Aldi chocolate to get over it.
Less of the cheap - l am just inexpensive!!!
F.
Bad news Fran,we are in agreement with the crew from Top Gear about the Forrester.The Volvo sounds like it is finally run-in,and weighing over two tonnes,it will sadly attract admiring glances from the Far East.It will come back though.No chance of it being a sumptuous chicken shed?
I’ve yet to play out in the snow on Big Bug,and am thinking a ‘touch of the 911s’, hopefully not a 1980s fireball.
I don’t regard you as cheap or inexpensive,just that occasionally you are on Special Offer.Two tonnes of Aldi chocolate?
S xx