A Texas couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office.
The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’
The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly
couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, ‘There’s absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse…’
The doctor thanks the couple for coming and wishes them good luck. He
charges them $50 and he says good bye.
The following week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has
intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, ‘I’m sorry, but I
have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?’
The old man says, ‘We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married; so
we can’t go to her house. I’m married; and we can’t go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50 and……… Medicare pays $43 of it.’


Brilliant! Thanks

Wow !!! Love it - perhaps they should try the beach and fet some pebble burns Mary

or the car park for the gravel rash

Never had gravel rash but that sand does get everywhere heehee :slight_smile:

If they do stop or reduce the parking charges at the English hospital sites then 'praps there may be the occasional ‘Lunchtime Love in’.Might be handy having medical assistance to hand if the odd octagenarian hip locks out or turns to dust.