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While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in
the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with
the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their
role as our leaders.

The old farmer said, "Well, as I see it, most
politicians are ‘Post Tortoises’.’’

Not being familiar with the term,
the doctor asked him what a ‘post tortoise’ was.

The old farmer said,
“When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with
a tortoise balanced on top, that’s a post tortoise.”

The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain, “You know he didn’t get up there by himself,
he doesn’t belong up there,
he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there,
he’s elevated beyond his ability to function,
and you just wonder what kind of dumb ar*e put him up there to begin with.”

Rings true ?

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So true, so true.

In some parts of South Wales, “voter” is a term of contempt.

Geoff

Yes, Very true.

very eloquently put Wb!

Well said!

Very similar to the joke about Michael Gove that was circulating in education circles before the government finally replaced him. It was along the lines of the similarity between Michael Gove and a tortoise on a post …