i went to the gym and then cooked roast beef, roast spuds, carrots, sprouts and my delicious gravy (boasting here).
i was feeling quite done in so made a cup of tea.
when i went to get the milk out of the fridge the whole shelf collapsed and although i had hold of one 4 pint container of milk another one hit the floor and cracked in half. so i had half a gallon on milk to mop up. and the cleaners came this morning!!
my language wasnt pretty “bast*rd f**king nora”
i really am glad that my neighbur isnt called nora!!