Scaping the bottom again

Love Letter

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I’m on the toilet,please advize!"

Thanks for making me smile Wb :slight_smile:

Sonia x

Made me chuckle! Thanks. xx

Now thats more like it.

A joke I CAN understand and chuckle at.



Well done Wb

made me chuckle away to myself!!!

Kate x x