Sat Evening Funny (Tyronerose)


Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive

double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the

contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and

I still hadn’t paid for them.

Hellloooo,…just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am

automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year,

that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It’s been a year, I told him!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just

hung up.

He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.