Postman Pat’s last day at work
Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 40 years of delivering the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who all hugged and congratulated him then sent him on his way with a cheque for £50.
At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch.
The people at the third house handed him a bottle of 15 year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a woman in lingerie. She took him by the hand and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she made the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When they came downstairs, she made him a full English breakfast. Bacon, eggs, sausage and tomato with freshly squeezed orange juice. As she was pouring him a cup of steaming coffee, he noticed a pound coin in the saucer.
“All this is just too wonderful for words, he said, but what’s the quid for?”
"Well,she, 'Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you.
I asked him what I should give you.
He said, *c him. Give him a quid.
She smiled shyly and said, the breakfast was my idea."