Put it down,spit it out, or swallow it and look away

Betty was lying in bed one night. Arthur was falling asleep but Betty was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting…” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me…” Mildly irritated, he reached across,
gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite my neck…”

Angrily, Arthur threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

“Where are you going?” Betty asked…

“To get my teeth”…

I needed a smile thanks

He could always gum her neck hehe :slight_smile: JBK x


ha ha, thanks as always WB.

My grandparents names are Betty & Arthur!!!