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Orphanage Collection - Joke (Chubbster)

A little girl opens the door to find a priest with a collection tin.

“What can I do for you, Father?”

“I’m collecting for the orphanage.”

“Just a moment,” says the little girl, closing the door.

The priest waits patiently, then suddenly hears first one gunshot, then another. The little girl returns to the door and says:

“OK, you can take me now.”

Nice one.

Chris R.

I. El. (Eng). (Rtd).

I know its going to be a bad day when I get out of bed and miss the floor, today is such a day.