# One for the 'Ladies'

**URL:** <https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/one-for-the-ladies/29591>\
**Category:** Everyday living\
**Created:** [16 October 2013 12:02 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/one-for-the-ladies/29591 "2013-10-16T12:02:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [16 October 2013 12:02 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/one-for-the-ladies/29591/1 "2013-10-16T12:02:48Z")

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> > > The Medium
> > > 
> > > In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic  
> > > delivered grave news:
> > > 
> > > “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare  
> > > yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible  
> > > death this year.”
> > > 
> > > Visibly shaken, she stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.  
> > > She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind  
> > > racing.  
> > > She simply had to know.
> > > 
> > > She met the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied her voice and asked, “Will I  
> > > be acquitted?”
> > > 
> > > For some reason, women tend to like this joke.

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**Author:** ![spacejacket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@spacejacket](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/spacejacket)\
**Post date:** [16 October 2013 13:41 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/one-for-the-ladies/29591/2 "2013-10-16T13:41:19Z")

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l want to know - will l be acquitted?

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [16 October 2013 15:33 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/one-for-the-ladies/29591/3 "2013-10-16T15:33:57Z")

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Depends on how much of a widow you are.

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**Author:** ![spacejacket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@spacejacket](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/spacejacket)\
**Post date:** [16 October 2013 17:24 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/one-for-the-ladies/29591/4 "2013-10-16T17:24:35Z")

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Like all ladies - we look good in black

And all men look good in mahogany!!!

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**Author:** ![Mick873](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Mick873](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Mick873)\
**Post date:** [16 October 2013 17:43 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/one-for-the-ladies/29591/5 "2013-10-16T17:43:38Z")

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A vertically challenged fortune teller found guilty of murder has escaped from prison…reports say there is a small medium at large. !

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [16 October 2013 18:28 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/one-for-the-ladies/29591/6 "2013-10-16T18:28:03Z")

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Mahogany is expensive,so you’re a good widow,or you ‘know’ an undertaker.Like it Mick,very clever.If she was a different size and American she could be a tall,thin Broad

Wb