Offside Rule for girls hehe

Everyday living
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For the football widows amonst the ladies, this should astonish your hubbies

You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and “whilst it is in flight” you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has “actually been thrown”, it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

2

Erm, takes as much studying as the footie rule!

But the end result is TONS better!

luv Pollx

3

Spot on

4

I totally get it!!! Whenever hubby explains the offside rule to me I end up asking him to be quiet as its too complicated! I get this now!

Thank You!

5

A good explanation,BUT the way that Girls throw…

I once heard a ‘high powered’ programme on Radio 4 where two emminent professors discussed the differences in the male and female brain.As a parting shot one said to the other,“We must remember that the female head has a higher space to cranial volume ratio, to leave room for shoes.”

Thanks,

Wb x

6

ah - but you can’t be offside from a throw in!