Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street , and had a
drink in Mars bar.
He asked her name. “Polo, I’m the one with the hole” she said with a
“I’m Marathon , the one with the nuts” he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he placed his hand on her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But three days later, his Curly Wurly started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had