No rude words,but you'll view some sweets entirely differently.Only for the broadminded

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street , and had a

drink in Mars bar.

He asked her name. “Polo, I’m the one with the hole” she said with a


“I’m Marathon , the one with the nuts” he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he placed his hand on her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But three days later, his Curly Wurly started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had


More belly laughs and spat tea courtesy of my favourite…wobbles…love ya !! Xx

Brilliant xx

Brilliant, but turned my attention to food (I’m a chocoholic!) oops! Sonia x

Excellent …Laughed out loud


Oh Wb. I just spat my tea out. Really needed a good chuckle!!

I think we all need a good laugh on here at the moment. Some of the replies to posts recently have been a bit heavy. Perhaps a laugh will help lighten the mood a bit eh? Fingers crossed.

Shazzie x

Fruit pastille goes up to Rolo. “Hey Rolo, I’m sick of Fruit Gum, he thinks he’s so tough. Let’s go round and beat him up!” Yeah" says Rolo and they go round to Fruit Gum’s street. As they turn the corner Rolo freezes and grabs Fruit Pastille to stop him going any further. “No” whispered Rolo, “We’ve got to back off-he’s with Tunes!” “So?” said Fruit Gum. “He’s menthol,” replied Rolo.

Brilliant, I’ve just sent this to my hubby, x

LOL brill…