Never choke in a restaurant in the South - joke

hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they
talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman
at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,

ya swallar?’

The woman
shakes her head no.

Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’

The woman begins to turn blue
and shakes her head no.

hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her
drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.

she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his

His partner says, ‘Ya
know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind LickManeuver’ but I ain’t niver
seed nobody do it!’

Lol very good Andy



Very good.

Must put that one into my first aid book, looking for any excuse at my age.

Take care.

Chris R.

I. El. (Eng). (Rtd).

That made me laugh out loud and I needed a laugh today - thanks


Lol Teresa xx