# Let's call a winky a willy......Only for those who are old enough

**URL:** <https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/lets-call-a-winky-a-willy-only-for-those-who-are-old-enough/29637>\
**Category:** Everyday living\
**Created:** [7 March 2014 18:50 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/lets-call-a-winky-a-willy-only-for-those-who-are-old-enough/29637 "2014-03-07T18:50:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [7 March 2014 18:50 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/lets-call-a-winky-a-willy-only-for-those-who-are-old-enough/29637/1 "2014-03-07T18:50:31Z")

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> > **A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.**
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> > **The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you’ve regained**
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> > **consciousness.**  **Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a**
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> > **pile-up on the**  **motorway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and**
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> > **everything,**  **but…\*\*\*\*. …**
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> > **Something happened. I’m trying to break this gently, but the fact**  **is,**
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> > **your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find**
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> > **it."**
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> > **The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You’ve got £9000 in insurance**
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> > **compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a**
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> > **new**  **willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact!**
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> > **But**  **the thing is, it doesn’t come cheap. It’s £1000 an inch."**
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> > **The man perks up at this. “So,” the doctor says, "It’s for you to**
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> > **decide how many inches you want. But it’s something you’d better**
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> > **discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and**
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> > **you decide to go for nine inches, she might be a bit put out. But if**
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> > **you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a**
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> > **five incher this time, she might be disappointed So it’s important**
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> > **that she plays a role in helping you make the decision…"**
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> > **The man agrees to talk with his wife.**
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> > **The doctor comes back the next day. “So,” says the doctor, "have you**
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> > **spoken with your wife?"**
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> > **“I have,” says the man.**
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> > **“And what is the decision?” asks the doctor.**
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> > **“We’re having granite worktops.”**

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [7 March 2014 19:44 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/lets-call-a-winky-a-willy-only-for-those-who-are-old-enough/29637/2 "2014-03-07T19:44:36Z")

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yes granite worktops every time!!!

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [7 March 2014 21:33 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/lets-call-a-winky-a-willy-only-for-those-who-are-old-enough/29637/3 "2014-03-07T21:33:37Z")

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Haha brilliant x

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [8 March 2014 13:21 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/lets-call-a-winky-a-willy-only-for-those-who-are-old-enough/29637/4 "2014-03-08T13:21:01Z")

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fantastic answer!

pollx

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**Author:** ![hoppity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8e8cbc/32.png) [@hoppity](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/hoppity)\
**Post date:** [8 March 2014 15:05 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/lets-call-a-winky-a-willy-only-for-those-who-are-old-enough/29637/5 "2014-03-08T15:05:55Z")

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Mine was new flooring