They sent my self employed income tax return form back to me!
In response to question 4, “How many dependants are you supporting?”
I replied –
2.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million crack heads,
2.4 million unemployable people,
90 thousand people in over 85 prisons,
and 650 idiots in Parliament.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who the hell did I miss out on the list?