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I'M GOING TO HIDE NOW

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”

She looked at the men in the room, “and Gentlemen, remember – You’re in this together – It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her.”

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

“Yes”, answered the Instructor.

“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk”??

I can see why your going to hide…I’m coming for you wb

If I find you…you’ll be wearing the golf bag

You make me laugh when I’ve been having a really stressful time.

Thank you

Freckles xxx

Ha ha ha, that is exactly the kind of thing my golf crazy brother would come out with!

Tracey x

ha ha ha ha nice one Wb , though i delivered my son i didnt go to any classes and it fills the gap of stuff that i didnt hear lol

keep em coming regards sheep

what can I say Wb - you are a brave man!!

Thank PB, I think I missed this one!!

LOL very funny Wb, just what I need first thing in the morning, sets the day up right